Nurse Appreciation Week

It’s Nurse Appreciation Week! I wanted to post this writing that expresses in a neat way appreciation for the work you do. It gave me some tears! I think all of us can take for granted the special work you do…until we need your help. So on a day when I feel healthy, let me thank you … I appreciate the added dimension of nurses who are believers bringing Christ into the medical field.
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WHEN GOD MADE NURSES

When the Lord made Nurses…

He was in his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said ” You’re doing alot of fiddling around on this one.”

And the Lord said, ” Have you read the specs on this order? ”

” A Nurse has to be able to help an injured person, breathe life into a dying person, give comfort to a family that has lost their only child, and not wrinkle their uniform.

They have to be able to lift 3 times their own weight, work 12 to 16 hours straight without missing a detail, and console a grieving mother as they are doing CPR on a baby they know will never breathe again…

They have to be in top mental condition at all times, running on too-little sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And they have to have six pairs of hands. “

The Angel shook her head slowly and said, ” six pairs of hands..no way”

“It’s not the hands that are causing me the problems,” said the Lord, ” It’s the two pairs of eyes a Nurse has to have.” “That’s on the standard model?” asked the angel.

The Lord nodded. ” One pair that does quick glances while making note of any physical changes, and another pair of eyes that can look reassuringly at a bleeding patient and say,”You’ll be all right, Ma’am.” when they know it isn’t so.”

“Lord,” said the angel, touching his sleeve, “rest and work on this tomorrow.”

” I can’t,” said the Lord, ” I already have a model that can talk to a 250 pound grieving family member whose child has been hit by a drunk driver…who, by the way, is in the next room uninjured..and also be able to feed a family of five on a Nurse’s paycheck.”

The angel circled the model of the Nurse very slowly.

“Can it think?” she asked. “You bet,” said the Lord,” It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in its’ sleep; intubate,defibrillate,medicate, and continue CPR nonstop until help arrives…and still keep its’ sense of humor.

This Nurse also has phenomenal personal control.They can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door, comfort a murder victim’s family, and then read in the daily paper how nurses are insensitive and uncaring and are only doing a job.”

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the nurse. ” There’s a leak.” she pronounced. “I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model.”

“That’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “It’s a tear.”

“What is the tear for?” asked the angel.

“It’s for bottled-up emotions, for patients they’ve tried in vain to save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a person’s chance to survive, for life”

“You’re a genius” said the angel.

The Lord looked somber….” I didn’t put it there” He said.

Happy Nurses Day everyone.

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A few other things…
*It seems that everyone but Hillary Clinton knows that her campaign is over. I can’t really understand her inability to get off the dead horse! Barak Obama seems headed for a showdown with John McCain, and I have no idea who will win that. But politics aside, Obama is much smoother, more likable, and much more charismatic. I think the list of things we don’t like about both of them is probably equally as long.
*American Idol was a great show last night. Archuletta taking on Elvis… awesome. Syesha taking on Tina … awesome. David Cook’s horrible song choices were only overshadowed by the horrific Jason Cook. Sigh. My original top three were David Cook, David Archuletta, and Michael Johns. Johns’ unexpectedly early departure allowed Syesha to shine last night … and she has done great the past few weeks. It’s tough to choose between those three … the but the one who consistently sings songs I like and gives performances I enjoy is David Archuletta. No one can deny the boy can sing … and I think he’ll get better as he matures.
*There are new posts on the HOT POSTS page.
Thanks for reading!
John

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