Tonight for your entertainment are my capricious resolutions for a new year.
1. I will complete a Sudoku puzzle correctly. Just one.
2. I will walk three miles every afternoon….to Arbys.
3. I will read all of Sue Grafton’s alphabetical mysteries. (Y is For Yeah Right).
6. I will get all available season episodes of LOST and watch them back to back.
7. I will leave my Christmas tree up and just decorate it for each season.
8. I will trade in my uncool van for a white Jaguar.
9. I will open up an Outback Steakhouse franchise in Pascagoula which will be wildly successful and make me rich.
10. I will wake up one morning and be thin and no longer interested in food.