Out Here Hope Remains

Tonight for your entertainment are my capricious resolutions for a new year.
1. I will complete a Sudoku puzzle correctly. Just one.
2. I will walk three miles every afternoon….to Arbys.
3. I will read all of Sue Grafton’s alphabetical mysteries. (Y is For Yeah Right).
4.  Everything I eat will be good for me.
5. I will do research [...]